Mike was taunting Harry, a British guy who was seated next to him in a plane. Mike said, "Your Britishers think you are superior to others, what with your mannerisms and stiff upper lip. Look at me...I just be myself...I am part German, part Swiss, part Pakistani."
Harry smiled and said, "That's very sporting of your mom."
There was an annal event and meeting of the Lions Club in Goa, India. There were elaborate arrangements, and a band was also called in to make the occasion musical and eventful. After the meeting was over, the speaker announced, "We have organized a charity event for Old Age Home. You are all requested to donate generously. Those who wish to donate kindly stand up and you will be approached by a person who will collect your contributions."
Nobody moved. So, the speaker asked the band to play the National Anthem.
Everybody had to stand up and there was a handsome collection that evening.
My friend Ron who works at McDonald's had just taken an order from a customer and when he told her the bill amount, the lady fumbled in her purse to find cash. Ron noticed a remote control protruding out of the side of the purse and asked, "Do you always carry the remote with you?"
The lady replied, "No, not always. Only when I have had a fight with my husband!"