One day while in office, the phone was ringing, and because the receptionist was not around, he picked up the phone.
"Hello", said the caller, "I want to make an inquiry about a person called Jack Rogers. This is with regards to an opening in my company. Do you know this man?"
Smiling to himself, Jack replied, "Yes of course I know him."
The caller asked, "Is he regular with his work? Is he punctual?"
Jack replied with all honesty, "Well, I am not too regular myself, but whenever I am here, he is here."