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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

At the salon

When my wife Purva wanted me to give her company, I went to the salon with her. I was seated in the reception while the hairdresser was attending to her. 

I found a Men's grooming magazine and liked some grooming tips given there. I asked the attendant if I could go out and take photocopies of a few pages from the mag.

The attendant said to me, "Sir, you will have to leave behind your driver's licence or some other identification."

Surprised, I said, "Well, you have my wife in the salon. You know the hairdresser is attending to her, don't you?

"Yep", said the attendant, "But we must have something you would want to come back for."


Monday, May 23, 2016

Chest pain

Doctor Torres asked the patient, "Tell me John, what is troubling you?"

John replied, "I have severe pain in the chest."

Doctor Torres asked, "Do you like to smoke?"

John said, "Ya, get me a Marboro Lights, I like only that brand."


Friday, May 20, 2016

Give me my headphone!

Sardar Santa Singh was trying to snatch away the pilot's headphone in the flight. A co-passenger on hearing the ruckus, asked him why is he doing so?

Sardar Santa Singh replied, "Well, I paid for the flight ticket and he is the one enjoying the music."


Wednesday, May 18, 2016


Tony is asked in an interview, "Imagine yourself in a lift which suddenly comes to a halt due to power failure in a high rise building and the doors won't open. What will be your escape plan?"

Tony replies, "I will bring my imagination to a halt!" 


Monday, May 16, 2016


Little Peter was pestering his father, "Daddy, tell me how was I born?"

His father said, "It's a long story son."

Little Peter, not willing to give up, said, "ok just summarize it in short."

His father obliged and said, "Well, it was a cold winter night and all the pharmacies were closed."


Thursday, May 12, 2016

The good old times

There were three old women - Martha, Linda and Suzie who lived in a Senior citizens home.

One day, they were remembering the good old times. Martha recollected the big and fresh cucumbers she used to buy from the grocer's shop. She exhibited with her hands the size of the cucumbers she used to bring home.

Linda remembered the juicy cabbages she used to buy and showed with her hands the size of the cabbages she used to buy in pairs.

Suzie, who was hard of hearing, said, "I can't hear a thing but I bet you are talking about big John."


Monday, May 09, 2016

Things to learn from a Dog

Rina says to her husband, "There's so much that I learn from our dog Buzo everyday - to be faithful, to love unconditionally, to trust, to be happy, to be appreciative. What did you learn?"

Ted replies quickly, "The position."