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Monday, April 25, 2016

Class photograph

Neil's school had asked him to fetch 10 dollars for a Class photograph. So Neil went home and said to his mother, "Mom, please give me 20 dollars. I need to give it to the class teacher for a copy of the class photograph."

Neil's mom said, "What? 20 dollars for a photo!! That's daylight robbery! They should be charging half the amount. Anyway, I will take the money from your dad and give it to you."

At night, in the bedroom, she said to her husband, "Honey, please give me 40 dollars. I have to give it to Neil for a copy of his class photograph."

Friday, February 26, 2016

Football joke-Final match

Just before the football finals, I saw an ad posted on the internet by my colleague in Malaga. It read, "Interested in matrimonial alliance with any lady who has tickets to the football final match. Interested candidates may send pics of the ticket!"

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Ginger joke

How do you pick up a fight with a ginger guy?

Just say something.


Monday, February 22, 2016

Anti joke - Hole in my heart

Ned : I got a hole in my heart

Jeff : Did Mary ditch you?

Ned: No, I got hit by a bullet.

Friday, February 19, 2016

Punny joke

I swear to dog I am not drunk. My advise is - say no to vegetables, concentrate on drugs, and eat studies. 

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Little pup

Diku: Momma, can I have a little pup this X-Mas?

Momma: Nope. You will have to manage with a turkey, like you do every year.


Monday, February 15, 2016


Eva was due to deliver her first child, so she went to see her gynac.

Doctor Toledo asked her, "Is the father going to be present during the delivery?"

Eva replied, "No. He and my husband cannot see eye-to-eye."