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Friday, July 29, 2016

Short jokes-Towel please!

When I contacted house-keeping at Sonesta hotel for a towel, they replied, "You will have to wait sir, some other guest is using it."

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Funny joke-Smart guide

Tina was exploring the outskirts of the jungle with her tour guide Raju, when they came across some animal tracks. 

Frightened, she said, "Those look like leopard tracks to me."

Raju replied, "You go and check where they lead to and I will discover where they originated from."

Monday, July 25, 2016

Funniest jokes-The town drunk

Sister Nancy had taken it on herself to abolish alcoholism from the small town she lived in. So she went to the local bar, holding banners against alcohol. Just then, Peter the town drunk, came out of the bar, completely inebriated and smelling heavily of beer. 

Sister Nancy glared at him and said, "If you try to enter the Lord's gates with your breath reeking of alcohol, do you think the Lord will allow you to enter?"

Peter replied, "Lady, when I am at the Lord's gates, I don't think I will be carrying my breath with me."

Friday, July 22, 2016

Joke of the day-Surprise!

Little Johnny says to his mother, "Mom, I was a small brother."

His mother says to him, "Your papa is in Jordan. Let him come back, we will think about it then."

Little Johnny, not to give up so soon, says, "Let us give him a surprise."

His mother screams, "Just be quiet. You are already a surprise for your papa. No more surprises!"

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Good jokes-Excited husband

Anita called out to her husband Ricky from the bathroom, "Sweetheart, I have applied soap and I need you to come and rub with your muscular hands."

Ricky got excited and thought to himself, "Today is my lucky day."

He ran to the bathroom but was saddened to see Anita fully clothed. He said to her"Where am I supposed to rub?"

Anita replied, "There is no need to be too enthusiastic. I have sprinkled detergent soap on the clothes in the tub. Please rub them, rinse them and dry them. I have to go out for shopping."

Monday, July 18, 2016

Hilarious jokes-The farm expereince

Antonio was passing through the country side. It was getting dark, so he stopped at a farmhouse and asked the owner if he could stay the night. The owner agreed and offered him a room for the night.

In the morning, the owner asked Antonio if he could catch some sleep.

Antonio replied, "Actually, no. The bed was comfortable and there was cross-ventilation in the room, but there was a constant sound of someone banging the door.

The owner said, "Oh, that's old Buzo, the pig. He gets distressed when we give his room to someone."

Friday, July 15, 2016

One line joke-Big decision

Last eve, I had a drink too many and I thought that I should give up drinking, but then I thought that such a big decision should not be taken in haste, particularly when I am drunk.