According to a poll, 43% of Americans thought God helped Tim Tebow win football games. But many of them also resented it because that meant God was sitting at home watching football while they were at church.
Good jokes - Adult jokes
Friday, January 27, 2012
Good jokes-What's the catch?
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. “How did the meeting go?” asks the first guy.
“It went great,” says his buddy. “Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.”
“Fabulous,” says the guy by the pool.
“There’s just one catch,” his partner warns.
“What’s the catch?”
“We have to put up ten thousand in cash”.
“It went great,” says his buddy. “Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.”
“Fabulous,” says the guy by the pool.
“There’s just one catch,” his partner warns.
“What’s the catch?”
“We have to put up ten thousand in cash”.
Funny jokes-Art directors
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I’ve got this neat candle holder…
Labels: good jokes, light bulb jokes, sarcastic jokes
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Limericks-Honey, I'm home!
All over the bed we did roam
I swear from my mouth I did foam
I was just fit to pop
When we both had to stop..
As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!"
Labels: adult jokes, humor jokes, limericks
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