Q: What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A: A handful of Sheet.
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too expensive!
Q: Why do ghosts eat only the finest quality health food?
A: Because its super-natural!
Q: Why are so few ghosts arrested?
A: It's hard to pin anything on them.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Short humor jokes-Halloween time!
Labels: Really funny jokes, short humor jokes
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