THE OLDER CROWD
* Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
* Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.
* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
* First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
* Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
* Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.
* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
* First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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