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Friday, May 14, 2010

Office humor jokes-Quotes from Employee Appraisal Reports

QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS

*Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

* I would not allow this associate to breed.

* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

* When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

* He would be out of his depth in a puddle.

* This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

* She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

* This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.

* This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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