Notification to all staff regarding language:
Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference:
*No f*cking way - I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible
*You’re f*cking kidding - Really?
*Who the f*ck are you - Hi, we haven’t met..
*Tell someone who gives a f*ck - Have you run that by..
*No c*nt told me - I wasn’t involved in that project
*You don’t know sh*t - You seem perplexed
*What the f*ck do you want? - Hello, may I help you?
*She’s a ball-busting b*tch - She’s assertive
*This place is f*cked - We’re a bit disorganized today
*Stick it up your arse - No thanks
*You’re a fu*king wanka - You are my supervisor and I respect you
*You fat fu*king loser - Gee, that was unfortunate
*I don’t give a sh*t - I’ll certainly think it over
Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference:
*No f*cking way - I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible
*You’re f*cking kidding - Really?
*Who the f*ck are you - Hi, we haven’t met..
*Tell someone who gives a f*ck - Have you run that by..
*No c*nt told me - I wasn’t involved in that project
*You don’t know sh*t - You seem perplexed
*What the f*ck do you want? - Hello, may I help you?
*She’s a ball-busting b*tch - She’s assertive
*This place is f*cked - We’re a bit disorganized today
*Stick it up your arse - No thanks
*You’re a fu*king wanka - You are my supervisor and I respect you
*You fat fu*king loser - Gee, that was unfortunate
*I don’t give a sh*t - I’ll certainly think it over
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