When Dan came in for the results of his routine physical, the doctor said gently, "Dan, you'd better sit down. I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Okay," said Dan, taking a seat, "give me the bad news first."
"well," said the doctor, "you've only got three weeks to live."
"Jesus!, gasped Dan, wiping the sweat from his brow. "What the hell's the good news?"
"You know that really gorgeous receptionist out in the front office?"
"You Bet!" answered Dan.
"The one with the body that won't quit?"
"Right.."
"And the blond hair and baby blue eyes--"
Yeah, yeah..." interrputed Doug, "What's the good news?"
Leaning forward, the doctor whispered with a grin, "I'm sleeping with her!"
"Okay," said Dan, taking a seat, "give me the bad news first."
"well," said the doctor, "you've only got three weeks to live."
"Jesus!, gasped Dan, wiping the sweat from his brow. "What the hell's the good news?"
"You know that really gorgeous receptionist out in the front office?"
"You Bet!" answered Dan.
"The one with the body that won't quit?"
"Right.."
"And the blond hair and baby blue eyes--"
Yeah, yeah..." interrputed Doug, "What's the good news?"
Leaning forward, the doctor whispered with a grin, "I'm sleeping with her!"
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