Hilarious jokes-Screwed by an Elephant

Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my arse"

The doctors says "Drop your pants, bend over and let me have a look".

"Good lord!!" says the doctor "what could have made a hole as big as that?"

Patient replies "I've been screwed by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

Patient replies "He fingered me first".