1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Funny jokes-Austin Powers pickup lines
Labels: Quotes, Really funny jokes, short humor jokes
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