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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Funny jokes-The Top 10 Tea Party Pick-Up Lines

The Top 10 Tea Party Pick-Up Lines

* Drill, baby, Drill

* Baby, the moment I saw you, you tore down the Berlin Wall -- to my heart!

* YOU LIE on top of me.

* Want to hike the Appalachian trail?

* Screw the UN inspectors, I'll go in right now

* I'd like to pre-emptively invade you if you know what I mean.

* If your left leg was July 4th and your right leg was Veteran's Day, can I visit you between the holidays?

* Watch out, baby! My hands are going rogue!

* Hey baby, if we don't go out tonight, the terrorists win.

* Is that a pistol in your pocket or...oh - it IS a pistol.

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