Sarcastic jokes-Ashes to the IRS

A businessman who was on his deathbed, called his friend Bob and said, "Bob, promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

Bob asked, "and what do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman replied, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."