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Sunday, December 09, 2012

Good jokes-Liquor or lips

A woman gets mad at her drunk husband and warns him, "If I ever see your lips touch liquor again, you will never touch mine. What are you thinking?"

The Husband: " I am trying to decide, 20-year-old scotch or 40-year-old lips".