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Friday, January 04, 2013

Adult jokes-Unopened

There lived an old lady in a small English village. In spite of her old age she was still a virgin and was proud of it. Finally, when the time came for her to bid good bye to this world, she instructed her undertaker to inscribe these words on her tomb stone:

“Virgin born, virgin lived and virgin died.”

After a while she died, satisfied of her virgin status. The undertaker told his employees to inscribe the message given by the old lady. The employees, lazy and drunk, decided to cut the work short and carved:

“Returned unopened.”