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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Funny jokes- Some more things I would like to hear, just once

Some more things I'd like to hear, just once

From a store clerk:

"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."

"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."

"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one or give you a complete refund, whichever you prefer."

From a contractor:

"Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing."

"I think I came in a little high on that estimate."

From a restaurant server:

"I think it's presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it's Tim."

"I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip."