"I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, "Look, this chicken I got here is cold."
He said, "It should be, it's been dead two weeks."
I said, "Not only that." I said, I said... I said it twice, I said, "He's got one leg shorter than the other."
"He said, "What do you wanna do with it, eat it or dance with it?"
I said, "Forget the chicken, give me a lobster, and he brought me this lobster. I said just a minute, he's only got one claw."
He said "Well, he's been in a fight."
I said, "Well, give me the winner."