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Friday, February 08, 2013

Sports humor jokes

* The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin's fractured wrist, it'll be 6 - 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having s*x.

* The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".

* It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".

* The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".

* The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.

* In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.