* The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".
* It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".
* The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".
* The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.
* In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.