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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Humor jokes-Pint of bitter

A man walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint of bitter.

The barman says, "Bitter’s off just now, we’re waiting for the dray and a delivery."

The man says, "OK then, I'll have a rum and coke."

After drinking his rum and coke, he goes back to the bar and asks again for a pint of bitter.

Once again the barman says that they don't have any, so the man orders a screwdriver.

He drinks his screwdriver. He then goes back and asks yet again for a pint of bitter.

The barman says "Look, if you take the rum out of a rum and coke, what do you have?"

The man replies, "Coke."

"If you take the vodka out of a screwdriver, what do you have?"

The man replies, "Orange juice."

"Now, if you take the flame out of a pint of bitter, what do you have?"

The man looks puzzled, "There is no flame in a pint of bitter."

The barman replies, "That’s what I've been trying to tell you!"