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Saturday, April 27, 2013

Sarcastic jokes-Management science

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons on electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganisation. Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.