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Monday, May 06, 2013

Light bulb jokes-Scientologists

Q: How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None, the lightbulb must find 80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the self-determinism to change itself.

A2: One to unscrew the lightbulb, and six to hold the universe still so it doesn't turn round with the bulb.

A3: Two, one to hold each wire, and the other to ask questions of the first until the bulb lights up.