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Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Proposal accepted!

Samuel, an avid golfer was having a good day at the golf course. As he hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway, he walked towards the ball, only to find a man doubled up on the ground, moaning in pain.

"I'm a lawyer," the man said, "and I am not letting you get away with this unless you agree to pay me $5000."

"Hey, I'm really sorry," Samuel replied. "But I did shout 'fore'."

The lawyer quickly said, "I'll take it."