# Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
# Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?
# It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
# Here are the results of our drug testing study on rabbits: 1/3 of the sample died; 1/3 of the sample survived; the other one ran away.
# With one foot in a bucket of ice water, and one foot in a bucket of boiling water, you are, on the average, comfortable.