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Friday, October 25, 2013

Funny jokes-Statistics Revisited

Statistics Revisited

# Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.

# Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?

# It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.

# Here are the results of our drug testing study on rabbits: 1/3 of the sample died; 1/3 of the sample survived; the other one ran away.

# With one foot in a bucket of ice water, and one foot in a bucket of boiling water, you are, on the average, comfortable.